who's THIS guy?
David Bowe is a prolific character actor and possible mormon who sported a beautiful blonde mullet in the 1980s, loved Kellogs cereal, and WILL NOT play minecraft with me. Despite their names sounding alike, this is not the bisexual English glamrock popstar David Bowie. I was personally moved by Bowe's powerful and seductive performance as Bob Steckler in the cult-classic film UHF(1989), instantly cementing his place in my heart as one of the actors of all time < 3
Examples of David Bowe:
Anyway here's a list of Mr. Bowe flicks watchable online
| Alice Calls the Shots (TV Episode 1982) | FIRST ROLE!! Plays a dorky teenager basketball team player |
| Popcorn (Short 1986) | I would take a study break for him |
| Sail Away (TV Episode 1986) | Jumpscares the audience at the end of the episode |
| Back to the Beach (1987) | Plays a surfer dude with a very west-coast-ern accent. The film itself is pretty fun |
| Maybe Baby (1988) | Plays a very caring son and looks particularly cool here. WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THIS FLICK SO BLINDINGLY WHITE |
| Wedding Band (1989) | He plays A DRUMMER so we get a lot of hair flipping action. Source of the iconic ''Hi i'm max ;)'' scene |
| UHF (1989) | Weird Al's colleague, cellmate and occasional lover |
| My Boyfriend's Back (1989) | Shows up from time to time and has that fruity stance |
| Masters of Menace (1990) | Has (beautiful) long hair and chills at the back of one of the biker's truck. The movie itself was pretty mid |
| Red Pepper (1991) | OK this one is lost media except for the opening. Plays the roomate of the Conan O'Brian puppet. |
| I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore (1991) | Sucessful father man who prys into his brother's love life (RIP uhf mullet) |
| Freaked (1993) | Corporate man who shows up towards the end of the movie and gets horribly melted with a few other guys into a human car |
| Made in America (1993) | Copy of the movie linked is in French so I have no idea what's going on. Bowe is an advertising assistant (?) to the White car salesman guy. But HEY he’s silly and his French dub is nice. |
| Heaven Sent (1995) | Silly angel main character and the most enjoyable part of the movie. The rest of it is pretty weird and preachy, plus I have no idea what they were thinking with the music. Director of this made a lot of equally weird horse movies. |
| 18 Minutes is Albuquerque (1995) | Shy computer coder main character who's waiting for his bus in Albuquerque, then connects with a sex worker (nothing explicit) and becomes a more assertive person. Strange music choices once again, but this flick was cute. |
| Life... and Stuff (1997) | The comic relief-deadbeat brother of the main lead. This show makes me glad I'm not straight. |
| A Dog's Tale (2000) | Plays the nice dad of the kid who gets turned into a dog. Despite my initial fear that the movie was going to be preachy because it was uploaded by Spark TV and made by the director as HEAVEN SENT, it was actually pretty pleasent. |
| Air Panic (2002) | Plays the co-pilot of the hacked airplane. This film made me anxious. It also came out at a very... awkward time in US history |
| Python (2002) | what |
| They Shoot Divas Don't They (2002) | Nice bearded music recorder man :) but gets sucked in the drama or something |
| Rubber (2010) | Jerkass guy who's mean to a kid so a tire makes his head explode |
And one day..... Further Adventures (1988) will be found
